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Fugly's Mayhem Machine Vol 1

Your game night called. It wants to be ruined.

Splice Your DiceCrime And FunishmentDumbest Ways To WinHack Your Deck

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Splice Your Dice

"Probability is now optional."

Your favorite dice game just got a chaos upgrade. Splice Your Dice is a 54-card deck that transforms any dice-based game you already own into something gloriously unpredictable. Yahtzee, Farkle, Settlers of Catan — if it involves dice, it's fair game. No new rules to learn. Just shuffle, draw, and brace yourself. Four types of cards. Zero chill: Power-ups — bend probability shamelessly in your favor Sabotage — unleash consequences on the people who deserve it Mayhem — drags the entire table into disco moves or pirate voices Wild — rewrites the rules until something even worse takes their place 15 blank cards let your group write house rules that are perfectly, specifically chaotic for the people you actually play with. Pair it with Hack Your Deck, Crime and Funishment, and Dumbest Ways To Win® for the full Fugly's Mayhem Machine™ Vol. 1 experience. Break rules, not people. Your dice were asking for this.

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$20.00

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Crime And Funishment

"Justice has never been this stupid."

Losing never looked this good. Crime and Funishment is a 54-card punishment deck that turns bad luck, rule-breaking, and dead last place into the best moments of the entire night. Drop it into any game you already own, or pull it out on its own — no setup, no learning curve, no mercy. Draw a card and you might spend three rounds speaking only in questions. Serve the table as a butler. Wear socks on your hands. Narrate the entire game like a sports announcer. Whatever happens, everyone's watching. The cards are theatrical, social, and designed so everyone's in on the joke — never the butt of it. 15 blank cards let your group write punishments that are perfectly, specifically cruel to the people you actually know. Pair it with Hack Your Deck, Splice Your Dice, and Dumbest Ways To Win® for the full Fugly's Mayhem Machine™ Vol. 1 experience. Ages 14+. Break rules, not people. Losing is mandatory. Suffering is optional.

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$20.00

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Dumbest Ways To Win

"Break any tie in the dumbest way possible."

Ties are boring. This isn't. Dumbest Ways To Win is a 54-card deck that settles ties, close calls, and foregone conclusions the way they were always meant to be settled — with staring contests, scavenger hunts, tongue twisters, physical feats, and challenges so absurd the actual game stops mattering. No coin flips. No arguments. Just draw a card and may the least dignified player win. It slots into any game night in seconds — no setup, no app, no rulebook. Works with 2 or more players, plays in seconds, and somehow always ends up being the thing everyone's still talking about on the way home. 15 blank House Tiebreaker cards let your group write your own ridiculous rules. Bonus card pack included. Pair it with Hack Your Deck, Splice Your Dice, and Crime and Funishment for the full Fugly's Mayhem Machine™ Vol. 1 experience. Ages 14+. Break rules, not people. Winning is overrated anyway.

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$20.00

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Hack Your Deck

"The expansion your card games didn’t ask for."

Your favorite card game has a problem. We fixed it by making it worse. Hack Your Deck is a 54-card expansion that plugs into virtually any card-based party game you already own and turns it into something your group has never played before. No new game to buy. Just shuffle these in and watch everything go sideways. Four types of cards. Infinite ways to cause problems: Sabotage — punish rivals, steal advantages, make enemies Power — rewards for bold moves and outrageous performances Mayhem — throws the entire table into beautiful, controlled chaos Wild — installs persistent new rules that stick around until someone knocks them out 15 blank House Rule cards let your group make it exactly as unhinged as you want. Bonus cards included, because you clearly can't be trusted with just 54. Works with virtually any card game — party games especially. Pair it with Crime and Funishment, Splice Your Dice, and Dumbest Ways To Win® for the full Fugly's Mayhem Machine™ Vol. 1 experience. Break rules, not people. Game night will never be the same.

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$20.00

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