How To Play
Dumbest Ways To Win
"Break any tie in the dumbest way possible."
What's In The Box
Setup
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Choose which decks are in play
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Shuffle the deck and place it face down within reach
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The table decides when cards are drawn and played
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Start your regular game as normal
Gameplay
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When there's a tie or the table wants a challenge, draw a card
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Read the challenge aloud and compete immediately
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The winner of the challenge wins the dispute
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If a card cannot (or should not) be completed, chuck it and draw another one
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Whenever anything is confusing or in doubt, use table majority to decide
Winning
The winner of the challenge wins whatever was at stake: the tie, the argument, or just bragging rights.
Pro Tips
Party games work best, but most games work if you're willing to be clever in how you apply the cards
Not every card will work perfectly. Let the table decide how to handle ambiguity or just draw another one
Some games will require interpretation. The more you play, the more your squad develops house rules
Have fun! If it's not fun, you're doing it wrong
Quick Reference
When there's a tie, a dispute, or you just need to settle something, draw a card. Each card is a quick challenge: clap closest to 30 seconds, make someone laugh, rhyme battle, coin tricks. Fastest, funniest, or closest wins.