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Fugly's Corner

Psst. Welcome to the back of the shop. Some of this stuff is real. Some of it isn't. The note on the fridge is real. Start there.

Inventory subject to availability, reality, and Fugly's mood.

A note from Fugly, taped behind the fridge

Fugly Prime

You found the corner. Which means you found the four extra cards too, the ones that were not supposed to be in the box. The founder said “four bonus cards, and that's it.” I heard “four bonus cards, for now.”

Here's the arrangement. Every month, more contraband, in an envelope, in your mailbox. New cards nobody else has yet. I'm calling it Fugly Prime, because the founder said I couldn't, and that settles it.

It doesn't exist yet. No price, no box, no fine print. I'm collecting the names of people who want in first. Put yours down and you get first crack the day it opens, plus a welcome gift I definitely did not take from the shop.

Which deck did you get? (optional)

No card, no charge, no fine print. One email when it opens, and you can walk away anytime.

Also. The other three cards in your box? Those are my other three decks. Whichever one you bought, you've already had a taste of the rest. Meet the whole crew.

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None of this is Fugly's fault. Except the parts that are.